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quasars are baby galaxies [29 Sep 2005|11:20pm]
I love astronomy so much it doesn't even make SENSE I want to change my name to celestial meridian
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okay [28 Sep 2005|11:31pm]
as for that "three hints" meme, I fuckin give up. dude, I'm so confused. so just...yeah.

what a show tonight. I sure did have a good time. it's time to go to bed.
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[27 Sep 2005|08:40pm]
[ music | velvet underground ]

THIS MEME ROCKS!!

respond anonymously with three comments about yourself, and I'll try to guess who you are!!! HAHAHAA!

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quotes from my wacky italian teacher [26 Sep 2005|08:45pm]
[ music | good life ]

"I had such fun when I was learning english, I thought to myself, 'it is a language composed by drunks!'"

"So, if you have one significant other, amica. If you have two significant others...which is common...variety is the spice of life..."

"What is C- but a boyfriend of D?"


this has been an exercise in College Is Better

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[25 Sep 2005|05:07pm]
[ music | elliott smith ]

my italian textbook is in italian.

duh, kel, you say, it's an italian textbook.

but no. you don't understand. it's in. italian. there are no translations anywhere in the book.

luckily, I am deeply and rabidly obsessed with languages. Today I learned the conjugations of the verb "essere" which is "to be". SWEET! NEW LANGUAGE! FUCK YES! I also learned the alphabet and numbers up to 30. this might get easier.

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what's this? an actual update? [24 Sep 2005|11:28pm]
[ music | unwritten letter #1 ]

1) I've been scrambling at life lately. kind of like riding your bike through sand. my classes are wonderful, btw. I adore them.

2) just went to an ace-high vienna teng concert...absolutely wonderful...a good time was had by all.

3) I'm rather tired. I don't know why this is. I shall probably go to bed very soon. you're fascinated, I can tell.

4) I wrote a poem. and thought I'd post it here.

untitled as of yet )

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ha ha ha [23 Sep 2005|10:44pm]
[ music | a new arrangement ]

if could change your days
arranging them in some sweet new sequence
like any new arrangement is going to make a difference
because it is the moment that you are living in
and not the one that follows that makes the mess you are cleaning in your head
and time still drags you forward
although you keep resisting
because you know it is what you leave behind you'll soon start missing

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lj interests meme [23 Sep 2005|12:49am]

LJ Interests meme results



  1. having non-clicky interests:
    this meme is easy for me, because having non-clicky interests is really my only interest.


    seriously.


Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.



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five reasons to get out of bed tomorrow: a summary [22 Sep 2005|08:42pm]
[ music | dext0r playing the bagpipe ]

1) I am in an ASTRONOMY CLASS

2) I am in an ITALIAN CLASS

3) ...I AM IN AN ASTRONOMY CLASS

4) my brother, mast0r bak0r, made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.

5) softer world posts on fridays.

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[22 Sep 2005|02:25pm]
well here I am at work house sitting tracy's sick sick puppy...trowser has The Kennel Cough. dog owners commiserate with the baby puppy. it's seriously the worst case I've ever seen. she's hacking up massive amounts of phlegm and shit. poor puppis. cowboy is miffed that her tracy is gone away (til monday in LA for a wedding). sad puppies.

today I learned that the people at CSU hayward admissions are powerless to help anyone. they literally have NO POWER. they cannot do anything except transfer phonecalls and sound like they're about to eat bullets. I talked to eight of them. their server is fucked up and they're like "lz lcnnnner it's on your end aoisnmxhxrrrr nothing we can do bnanmumble".

bed. bed. bed would be good.
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you shook me all night long. and since I was only three weeks old at the time, I got brain damage. [20 Sep 2005|10:31pm]
after a subject line like that, what else is there to say?
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seven reasons to become a hermit [19 Sep 2005|06:43pm]
[ music | because the wind is high, it blows my mind ]

1) can sing as loudly as is desired

2) don't have to bathe

3) don't have to close the door when going to the bathroom

4) don't have to deal with assholes

5) could befriend woodland creatures and invent sekrit language

6) no judgement

7) lovely scenery

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a useless link song [17 Sep 2005|09:35pm]
anaheim.
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é tu, today? [17 Sep 2005|07:47pm]
1) looks like I'll be going back to seattle in october with my momma. so she can meet connie, jake, hensen, and their dog, primarily, along with laura and josh...and of course so she can see brad, curtis, and mr. sebastian.

2) american beauty is a superfly movie, and because is a beautifully crafted song.

3) the sweater of ultimate comfortosity is mine.

4) I'm going to go jump on my bed, because sometimes that is what makes a person happy. okay so more like all the time.
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holy crapz0r! [15 Sep 2005|12:12am]
I got my first invite to an invitational slamz0r! SWEET! I'm super psyched! took second this fine evening. stephen took first, which means somebody awesome, or at least me, has to win next week...I totally want to battle...

(new format: winners of 2 consecutive weeks do a 5 round battle the 3rd week..superfly, eh?)

either way. I should not have slammed with this seeming sickness that is beginning to assault my throat and nostrils. I want to stay in bed all day but alas...work...faaah...

I cut my hair today. it's ragged. but it'll even itself out (or at least that's what I'm telling people).
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I got tagged [13 Sep 2005|07:52pm]
[ mood | like I've been evading the IRS ]

for a meme.

so I'm doing it.

with a 'food' theme. )

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as some of you may know [08 Sep 2005|09:54pm]
I'm going to seattle this weekend from friday to monday...I'll be back at tennish monday night. I leave at six tomorrow morning. my plane leaves at six tomorrow morning. I leave the house at four forty five. or as my mom so kindly put it, quarter to five. that's a much more humane way of looking at it. gag me with a splintered ruler.

I'll be thinking of y'all. have an ace-high weekend.



-el kel

(check it out! it totally rhymes! plus it's awesome. made my week.)
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man, I dig them poetry slams. [07 Sep 2005|11:48pm]
[ music | my phone's on vibrate for you. ]

sweet night. mesej 1 was doing The Ass Kicking

sound bites )

this was the first time I didn't make the performance lottery...aaron invited me to sacrifice first round, so I did. charles sacrificed second round with Awesome Haiku that I didn't get to see cause my momma wanted me to come home. since I've come out to them, they've decided that I'm not safe anywhere. like I'm going around telling random people. shock value's good, but I'm not that stupid. hate to break it to you, folks. fah. I reject it.

I wanted to read this really depressing and short poem, but that does not work in sacrifical positions, specially first round, I wanted to Excite the crowd, so I read this )

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useless links [06 Sep 2005|07:41pm]
[ music | neva dinova ]

1) overheard in new york. genius. sample:

Guy: Hey, Paul! What's up?
Paul: Oh, I'm just going to hang myself. I mean, get some coffee.

2) for the patriot in all of us. go forth. watch. throw up a little.

3) a seemingly impossible ad for the new honda accord. if all ads were this awesome, I might consider watching TV.

4) and now, a fun fact. did you know that gays caused the hurricane? came as a surprise to me, too. a couple of my buddies said that they were playing pool the other week, but I guess they were just working on the hurricane. now I'm kind of glad they didn't invite me.

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I think this concept is hilarious. no one else things this concept is hilarious. [05 Sep 2005|11:43pm]
[ music | friend is a four-letter word by cake. ]

but just reading a depressing lyric and then looking at a cute picture cracks my shit up.

to me, coming from you
friend is a four-letter word
"end" is the only part of the word
that I heard. call me morbid
or absurd, but to me, coming from you,
friend is a four-letter word.

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I don't even know what this is. but it's fuckin awesome.

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